The funniest clip u can possibly find!
From Jeff Dunham’s incredible act “Spark of insanity”
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts
- Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now
- Fix the light. Does it look like I have G.E. written on my forehead? I don’t think so
- Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right
- Fix the fridge door. Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so
- Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re about to break
- Fix the steps. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don’t think so
Next day when he returns from work he sees that all the things are fixed and wonders.
- Honey, how did this all get fixed?
- Well, I was sitting outside on the steps and our neighbor Jeff was passing and asked why I was so upset, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake
- So, what kind of cake did you bake him?
- Bake a cake. Does it look like I have Sara Lee written on my forehead? I don’t think so..
Dear Jen,
If you’ve received this letter it means it reached you. If not then let me know and I will write you another one.
I am writing slowly, cause I know that you can’t read very fast.
The weather is good. Last week it rained only twice. At the beginning of the week for 3 days and closer to the end of the week for around 4 days.
By the way, concerning this jacket that you wanted, your uncle said if I send it to you with these heavy metal buttons the shipping will be too expensive, that’s why I cut them off. Sew them back on, I’ve put them in the right pocket.
Your father found another job. He has 500 people under him! He’s cutting grass at the cemetery.
Your sister got married and is pregnant now. We don’t know the gender of the baby, so I can’t tell you whether you will become an aunt or uncle.
If it will be a girl she wants to name her after me. It’s a strange decision to name a child Mama.
A stupid thing happened recently to your brother Jim: he closed his car and forgot the key inside. He had to walk home (10 km!) to get the spare keys and let us out of the car.
If you meet your cousin Lisa, send her my greetings. If you don’t meet her, don’t send her anything.
Love,
Your mother
P.S.: I wanted to send you some money but I’ve already closed the envelope. ![]()